escuerzoresucitado:

houseof1000cokebags:

give me attention before i start knocking shit off shelves

wild-west-wind:

Absolutely swoon-worthy days in the mountains.

queerbit:

elemental-alien:

himbofisher:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH

HIS ENTIRE CHANNEL IS JUST HIM BREAKING DOWN FISH AND EATING THEM

ANY KIND OF FISH

HELL ONE TIME HE BROKE DOWN AN ALLIGATOR CAUSE IT HAD DIED, THE OWNER WAS SELLING IT, AND HE HAD “always wanted to taste it”!

HIS WHOLE SCHTICK IS JUST “i wanna eat it, so i am”

Hes also a marine biologist, so his videos are also mildly educational

Masaru San is one of my all time favourite youtubers and one of the only reasons i go on the website to this day

Be like masaru san, be batshit crazy in your field but dont encourage inexperienced folks to try this at home

pechebeche:

pechebeche:

pechebeche:

this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people’s dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we’ve all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn’t gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club

actually, im glad this post got notes

everybody in the notes going “but THIS TIME it’s an objectively terrible choice/a bigger deal/a cash grab!!”: first time in the clown car huh

witchy-mom:

Me when I see the moon: oh fuck yeah man

spongebobssquarepants:

how nolan intended it

willowcrowned:

suffusionofyellow:

willowcrowned:

not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f

Helpful tip:

If you have the post date option turned on you can click the date and it will take it to the original post like before. It’s annoying, unintuitive, and harder to click but it should work on mobile or desktop

this is the most ridiculous possible workaround thank you SO much tumblr user suffusionofyellow for sharing

seven-oh-four:

seven-oh-four:

seven-oh-four:

seven-oh-four:

seven-oh-four:

seven-oh-four:

what does the cardiovascular system say when it wants to apologize to someone

aorry

let me try again

what did the heart type when it tried to say sorry but made a typo

aorty

fuck that’s two typos. god damnit.

a-forger-and-a-point-man:

Don’t forget the first victims when you go see Oppenheimer this opening weekend. Unforgivable not to include them in the narrative.

We love us some Nolan and Cillian but this is also a story that should never have taken place.

For further reading:

This is what happens when the US government goes nuclear-crazy during the Cold War and mines a shit ton of uranium. Lambs born with three legs and no eyes, and human stillbirths and agonizing deformities for those that survive. For decades it was referred to as a Navajo-specific hereditary illness. No one made the link to the mines and the drinking water.

thefloralpeach:

dono-harm-totonystark:

heartoffireandembers:

societyliver:

piedude:

nanopearl:

bandtshirt:

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

mybrainstormingexercises: